The Joy of Toddlers

I will shortly be suffering from a breakdown of some sort. It is now 8:29am, Adam has been awake since shortly after 7…just an hour and a half. In that time he has managed to:

• Spill oatmeal all over the counter top and cupboard faces as he “helped” to put his bowl away.
• Put my tooth brush into the toilet.
• Sneak into the bathroom after said toilet incident and brush his own teeth with apparently an entire tube of toothpaste.
• “clean” my cat box (ie, spread litter all over the floor)
• “feed” my cats (ie, spread their food/water dishes all over the floor)
• Put some more cat food into my dryer.
• Put some dirty cat litter into my dryer (this happened as I was cleaning up my toothpaste mess)
• Peel a mandarin orange and spread its juice all over the table
• Push my desk chair over to my fish tank and “play” getting the seat of the chair wet and stinky with fish water.
• Start not one, but two fights with the daycare kids.
• Remove the cushions from my couch to jump

*sigh* - it’s going to be a very long day.