Jan 19, 2011

Major Vent/Rant

I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.  Everything is making me grumpy and I don't even know why, so...some of the thoughts that cross my mind today will be vented out here...please tell me I'm not alone in my anger issues:

  • Dear Jean Manufacturers everywhere, can we please stop with the low-rise crap?  I'd like to be able to sit down without half of my back end showing.  Thanks.
  • Why won't my daycare children eat any more?  I made a giant pot of delicious chicken vegetable soup and they're all asking for Mr. Noodles.  Hello???  Yummy and healthy in exchange for salt covered Styrofoam??
  • Ever since Adam's been sick, when I ask him to clean up he puts on this painful face and says "My tummy hurts, I can't clean up."  It's not funny any more, honey....just clean up the damn lego!
  • People asking stupid questions.  I can't handle it.  Things like "what should I advertise about my daycare?" Seriously??  You've been in business for how many years and you don't know what to put in a stinkin' advertisement??  You suck!
  • Dear Dust.  DIE.  I hate you.  I hate your sneak attack...I think my home is clean and lovely and I turn around and there you are just waiting to show people that I'm actually a lazy old hag.  Thanks for nothin'!
  • who the hell invented Transformers??  Must have been a childless person, as someone with a child and half a brain can imagine the pain caused by stepping on Bumble Bee's Tranny/Gun.
  • We have (literally - not pulling any jokes/sarcasm here) 5 feet of snow on my yard.  I figure that by the time I"ll see any grass it'll be mid-August.  Yippe-fricken-ki-yay.
This is all the complaining that I have to do right now.  The children are sleeping (Thank GOD) and I'm going to make myself a cup of tea and perhaps meditate....I need to be nice again (though, I reserve the right to add to this list as I see fit today)....


Keahn said...

Did you mean "medicate"? Just askin'.

C said...

Asalaamu Alaikum

I thought low-rises went the way of the do-do bird..maybe you should be ordering from shukr. We got lots of snow this year too but no where near what you have. No wonder dh won't apply for any jobs in Alberta!

Tina.S said...

I don't know about the north end, but here in my end it is snowing AGAIN!!!! I can not let the kids out in the yard for fear of losing the smaller ones! And I am just damn tired of stoopid people!!! They can't walk, talk or drive!!!!

Erin said...

Transformers hurt, whether they are an Autobot or a Decepticon.
Mr. Noodle, ick. Did my time living on those, no more.
Dust, I am with you there.
Adam, he's one smart kiddo.
Snow....oh snow. Today, it's blowing out of the trees and off the houses. Nice little blades of ice hitting my face.
Come on Spring!

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