First thing that we find is a pen for a DSi. For those of you that don't know what I'm talking about, a Nintendo DSi is a little gaming system (think Gameboy, only modern) -- they have these stupid little stylus/pens that get lost all the time. I think that this is how Nintendo makes it's money... Anyhow -- first we find a white stylus...then a few date pits...and olive pit or two, a red stylus...Donatello's mangled forearm...and finally a black stylus.
So, as hubby pulls each item out - he's grumbling louder and louder. After retrieving the last stylus, he shouts, "Who put these things in here?" To which Adam excitedly replies "Oh, Me, Me! I did it, daddy!!"
Please don't ask me how these items got into my dishwasher without me noticing. I have no idea myself, and quite frankly, I don't pay all that much attention to the inside of it. I just load it and turn it on. Silly me, forgetting that I have the modern equivalent of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes running amok in my house -- I should know better than to assume that things will be running "normal" in my house.