Back around Christmas time, my chosen son's father was building a super secret gift for his wife (a shoe shelf!). I'm assuming that chosen son was around while the piece was being built because he was suddenly taking the hammer from the Little Tykes tool station, banging the wall and sporadically shouting, "Dammit!!"
Mom and I worked hard at eradicating this word from his vocabulary. However, children being the lovely little sponges of learning that they are, Adam quickly picked up on this fascinating expression and began using it himself. He'd say things like "Stop saying 'dammit,' dammit!" or "Dammit, (child's name) said 'dammit' again!"
So, while I worked hard at ridding it from my chosen son's vocabulary, I worked just as diligently at wiping it from Adam's. It seemed to work well, I don't recall them saying it much past mid-January.
It must be understood, however, that we are dealing with children...more specifically, we are dealing with my Adam - a boy who shines a new light on the antics of childhood. We'd been dammit-free for a little over a month when today, Adam got upset that I wouldn't allow him to munch on chocolate covered almonds for supper.
That's right, I am an evil, horrible mother who doesn't let her kids eat chocolate for supper.
Obviously enraged by the deprivation of all things chocolate, Adam runs a loop through my kitchen and living room screaming in frustration. He stops dead in front of me and with tears in his eyes shouts, "You Dammit!!"
It was so wrong of me to do, but I laughed. I laughed until I cried. This just made him even more angry, but I couldn't help it. I laughed and laughed and laughed.
In the end, we talked about the whole issue and how that's not a word that nice people should say...then we ended up having popcorn for dinner.
What? Is popcorn not a complete meal?
1 week ago