Jul 15, 2010

Le Sigh

Well, life with my toddler will never cease to amaze me.  He is sweet and fun and mischievous and frustrating all at once.  Here -- take a glimpse into my life lately:

  • He went for a "walk" to go see his grandmother without me or hubby knowing.  He was 5 houses away before a neighbor caught him.
  • He sneaks sips from my coffee (or dads, or whoever leaves theirs unattended for too long)
  • He's now fascinated with bras and wants to wear them all the time.
  • My bed = his bed.  When I tried to tell him different, he told me to go sleep in his (toddler) bed.
  • He attempts to eat dirt/sand DAILY.  He doesn't get the whole "mud pie" thing.
  • He takes off his own diaper now -- usually when it's full of poop.
  • He has "shampooed" with Vagisil.
  • He pretends to shave his legs with his dinky cars.
  • He can be out the door/in the cupboard/wherever he knows he shouldn't be before you can blink.  Seriously - I think that he's got mutant speedy abilities.

That's it for now -- it's nap time here (as close as it can get to relaxing with the above child resting and not sleeping) and I need to get on to chapter 7 of the book.


Tina.S said...

All I can say is better you than me!! Thank you so much for sharing because seriously this makes me laugh!!!

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